Maurice Clarrett Rocks

This may seem like a re-post...well in a way it is...but its one of my favs and I couldn't pass up a chance to change up a little bit when things went down....
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius:Today we salute you Maruice Clarett....You continue to be an underachivement nexus in the universe finding new and creative ways to fuck up. If you had any sense what so ever you could have won two heismans and helped win more championships for the Bucks and would be be making millions in the NFL by now. Instead now your holding up college students on campus for a few bucks and a cell phone, or cruising around C Town with a car load of guns, vodka, and a hatchet wearing your shiney new flack jacket, hoping for that position with the Youngstown Hitmen...no really its a real team...congrats big guy. If your lucky your west coast rapper buddys won't have your sweet ass shanked in prison for the money you owe then - if not I'm sure you'll really enjoy getting your ass pounded by Thunder Dick....way to go Dumbass. So Crack open an ice cold Bud Light dipshit cause you won't be getting another one for 30-45

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