Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius:
Today we salute you Maruice Clarett....You continue to be an underachivement nexus in the universe by finding new and creative ways to fuck up. If you had any sense what so ever you would have won two heismans and helped win at least one more championship for the Bucks and would be be making millions in the NFL by now. Instead your now holding up college students on campus for a few bucks and a cell phone, hoping for a spot in the coveted NFL Europe...congrats big guy. I really hope you enjoy getting your ass pounded by Thunder Dick in prison....way to go Dumbass.
So Crack open an ice cold Bud Light dipshit cause you won't be getting another one for 15-20
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