Sunday, May 13, 2007







Thanks Juniors good times

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Damn Books They Deserved IT!!!




Here ya Go RT's the books we love!!!

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Monday, November 13, 2006

What it means to be a Buckeye



It is OK to wear an OSU football jersey even when old....and fat....and bald. Extra points if you've got an OSU baseball cap on backwards.

Always, and I mean ALWAYS, return any "O...H" with a hearty "I...O." This is true even during funerals, sex, in foreign countries or when witnessing the birth of your child.

When Notre Dame plays Michigan, it is mandatory to despise both teams. There are no winners. You despise the following teams, in order: Michigan, ND, USC, Miami that's Florida), and Bama.

It is OK to be emotional (and even "tear up") during the following:
-Script Ohio
-Your child's first Buckeye game
-Carmen Ohio
-During a Tressel speech
-Listening to "I Wanna Go Back"
-Remembering Woody
-After beating Michigan
-Winning the National Championship
-When NFL Buckeyes state on Monday Night Football that they are from "THE" Ohio State University.
-Hearing the phrase, "Rest easy Woody, the new man has arrived."
-Ramp entrance

It is not cool to make fun of the Neutron Man. Especially now that he is watching games with Woody.
Never listen to Brett Musberger or Keith Jackson on TV.
It's okay to watch the game while listening to 1460 on the radio.


Buckeye necklaces must be worn at all times on game day from the time you leave your place of abode until you return.


Always take off your hat during Carmen Ohio and physically remove the hats of anyone in your vicinity who fails to do so.


Everyone should rush the field after an OSU home victory over Michigan at least once in their lifetime. (Extra kudos for those of you who rushed the field at IU and tore down THEIR goalposts a few years ago...c'mon you know who you are!).


Attending Skull Session is mandatory at least once each season.

ESPN employees must be verbally taunted at every opportunity.

We must all pray that the next president of OSU has more of a clue than the present one.


When you die, you must have at least one item of Buckeye memorabilia with you. (Specify which one in your will, that way your spouse won't pick something stupid).

You must be willing to die to defend your right to drink beer during tailgates.

Recruiting must be followed as intensely as any game. This is true even if it puts your job/career at risk.

Attend the Spring Game. It makes it easier to survive the summer.

When in church, it is not sacrilegious to count being a Buckeye as one of your blessings.


Try to never boo a former or current Buckeye football player.


When making fun of guys in marching bands always caveat your comments with a statement that, regardless of what you just said, anyone in TBDBITL is very cool.


Admit that secretly, you wished you played tuba and could dot the i." You'd even be willing to put on a few dozen pounds to look the part.


You would not trade the opportunity to swill beer while listening to The Danger Brothers after an OSU victory over Michigan for tickets to any rock band that has ever existed.

It is important to consider the "good old days" ARE NOW. Enjoy them even when OSU doesn't win the National Championship.
Scarlet and Gray always works. Maize and Blue is always gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Drinking alcohol before 9:00 A.M. is, at best, immature, and likely, a sign of a serious problem. Except on game day.


It is never ok to talk to a stranger at the urinal next to you unless he is dressed in OSU garb. That said, the topic should be limited to Buckeye football.
There are no bad seats in Ohio Stadium.

If you attend a game at Wisconsin, you must never engage in "Jump Around" at the end of the third quarter no matter how tempting. Also, never, and I mean never, take your kids to a Wisconsin game unless you want to explain why everyone there are drunken jerks.

If your wife/husband asks you what was the greatest night of your life, admit the truth that it was January 3, 2003.


Plant a Buckeye tree in your yard.


Hang a Buckeye flag on game day. If any of your neighbors counter with a Michigan flag, it is your solemn duty to tear it down and deface it anyway you see fit.


It is "ok" to not get the drum major thing; it is "not ok" to fail to cheer when the plume touches the field.


In honor of Woody, the principle of "paying forward" should be practiced at all times by all Buckeyes.


...and the NUMBER 1 RULE:

Never agree to get married on a Saturday Ohio State is scheduled to play football. There are typically 40 other freakin' weekends to choose from...sack up and make her/him choose one of those! oh and ... Never attend a wedding during an Ohio State football game unless you carry a TV......and watch it even during the ceremony.


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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Maurice Clarrett Rocks

This may seem like a re-post...well in a way it is...but its one of my favs and I couldn't pass up a chance to change up a little bit when things went down....
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius:Today we salute you Maruice Clarett....You continue to be an underachivement nexus in the universe finding new and creative ways to fuck up. If you had any sense what so ever you could have won two heismans and helped win more championships for the Bucks and would be be making millions in the NFL by now. Instead now your holding up college students on campus for a few bucks and a cell phone, or cruising around C Town with a car load of guns, vodka, and a hatchet wearing your shiney new flack jacket, hoping for that position with the Youngstown Hitmen...no really its a real team...congrats big guy. If your lucky your west coast rapper buddys won't have your sweet ass shanked in prison for the money you owe then - if not I'm sure you'll really enjoy getting your ass pounded by Thunder Dick....way to go Dumbass. So Crack open an ice cold Bud Light dipshit cause you won't be getting another one for 30-45

http://www.drc.state.oh.us/offendersearch/Details.aspx?id=A529720

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Monday, July 17, 2006

RT Party!!!






Emily and Angela Workin on the Jungle Juice!!














Shots!!













Shell's Bells and Linds Playin Beer Pong!!













Linds, Tyler, Emily, Ang, & Ahmad













Linds doin what....well she does...with Lepsesty

















Kimbo, Me, Tina, Erika, and Ry-Guy













Brian, Tim, Russell
...Ok....













Tyler, Amy, Linds, Ang, and Shannon














Amy Sarah, Jessica, and Shauna
Hey Now












Urv and Me
Cheers!!!





More to Come...

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Games Rednecks Play Part 2















Headin Down the Trail

















Hell Yeah!!...Bang...

















Uhh....whoops...Time 4:19

















That Didn't sound good did it.....

















Hey Brian How we gonna get outa here???
Kate will be mad if Jim gets his sweet warm ups dirty....

















Better get the green truck!

















To the rescue...

















Hell Yeah!!!

















Out she comes...the hard way back thru the hole...

















Little Dukes Shot

More to come...

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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Games Rednecks Play

Heres some pictures i took at Spencers on Saturday we did some shooting and got the Bronco runnin....at least for a while well you'll get the idea.....
















Brian gettin stuck in the yard...you need another Axle. Andy was ready to pull him out but he backed around the barn...



















Narrowed it down to the fuel pump and Spencer is lookin for the fuel pump by cuttin a hole in the bed over the gas tank....good luck



















Super Hole Spenc...















Brians turn....uh...wheres the fuel pump guys???
"To find the fuel pump look on the right side of the engine compartment on the side of the engine block....."















Wait there it is....






























"Hello Advanced Auto Parts...Do you have a fuel pump for a '84 '85 '86 Bronco?"















Cleanin up the fenders














Got er done and she's runnin good" Time 4:16 pm














Hitin the first mud hole...

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

I've got a Caribbean soul I can hardly control

Just a Few Stragglers



























I love you Emily....
I Hate you Ty...








Teresa cuming out of her shell....








...Or Something like that....

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Miss ya Sara























































































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